I asked the KFC employee behind the counter how the Double Downs were doing, mostly in the hope that I would have been the first one to order this creation. It was not to be: Apparently my local KFC affiliate has been serving them for “a few days” already. In fact, they are “selling a lot so far.” So I guess that’s cool. America, we did it! We, like the Double Down, are pretty much exactly what people think we are.
